Cocking Craigslist Callers

Normally, I can't get anyone to stop emailing me and fucking call. The other 2% of the time, Jesus Fucking Christ, would you just call when everyone else in the world is still awake? If you call me at 10:45 and ask if I still have the used meat grinder I just posted 30 minutes ago before laying down in bed, then I will be forced to stuff a bowling ball up your cock hole.

Yes, I still have the meat grinder.